How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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