Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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