I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize