Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
smell my finger.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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