I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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