So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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