it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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