there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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