So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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