yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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