but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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