Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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