Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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