Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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