I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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