Just fell off a train. Bad.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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