Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize