Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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