My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
