ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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