You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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