why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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