i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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