i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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