Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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