I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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