We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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