OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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