Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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