So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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