if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
