My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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