some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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