she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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