You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
