He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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