If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Im part way to drunk.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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