So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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