sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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