i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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