playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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