i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
When are your genitals available?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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