Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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