everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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