Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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