Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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