No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My dick has a subreddit
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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