Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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