whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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