I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I bet he comes in French.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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