There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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