I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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