My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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