I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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