dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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