her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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